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Death Proof? OH HELL NO!

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Spetsnaz
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Death Proof? OH HELL NO!

Post by Spetsnaz »

So I just came back from the movies where I watched the movie called Death Proof. For those who haven't seen the trailer, it's about a guy who oozes suave charm and tricks girls into getting into his car with him and kills them escaping unharmed seeing his car is "death proof" BUT only to those who are on the driver's seat. Pretty cool huh? Not cool enough apparently as this was possibly one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life. The conversations were meaningless and stupid and there was not as much action as I (or anyone) thought there would be (although there was a pretty good gory scene) and the girls weren't that special either, not counting the cheerleader of course.
Getting back to the conversations thing, this might seem like an exaggeration but I'm about to demonstrate what the dialogue is like (note: this is not in the actual movie)

-"Hey [OMG n word], we gotta kill that mothafucka B. I gots me some [censored] metal pipe [censored] dog damn, rubber gloves, [censored] leather jacket [censored] we're tugged out" (believe it or not, this kind of speech comes from the girls mouth who spend the entire movie smoking weed and drinking booze and talking about making out WHOO!!!!!!!. Even though it fit their personalities come on enough is enough. Hearing the same swearing for 2 hours isn't funny, it's annoying)

So next time Mr.Tarantino, when you think about making a comeback, make it worth our while and don't think that putting beautiful...um....I mean girls in the movie doing lap dances and acting like total sluts is gonna draw more people into watching the movie.

4/10 for the effort
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Re: Death Proof? OH HELL NO!

Post by WAKAI_sukebe »

:lol: you idiot wasted your money hell i posted it as pointless movie a few days back, "baka" that is one of the wors movies ever ui had more suspense in blues clues
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Spetsnaz
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Re: Death Proof? OH HELL NO!

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Yeah what a waste #-o
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Re: Death Proof? OH HELL NO!

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Hey its Quentin Tarantino!!!! It has to be good!!! it really isnt good? Hasnt come out in Aussie yet, so want to see it but Robert Rodriugez and Quentin Tarantino are like my gods of hollywood!!!! how can it be bad??? :cry:
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Re: Death Proof? OH HELL NO!

Post by Baby Duck »

I dunno, Quentin Tarantino...he hasn't had a good movie since Pulp Fiction, THATS right I'm saying kill bill sucked, but aside that fact, I knew Death Proof was going to be stupid...So I didn't watch it =P~
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Re: Death Proof? OH HELL NO!

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Oi kill bill was.. alright. lol
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Re: Death Proof? OH HELL NO!

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Off subject, 28 weeks later.. is focking fantastic. But you all probably know that.
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Re: Death Proof? OH HELL NO!

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Eh.
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