Bad things to say during sex

[º-Tenshi_Karasu-º]

do we HAVE to do this? *rolls eyes*


LET'S HAVE SEX NOW!!!! (trust me it's the wrong way to say it XDD)

[..shuichi..]

GO! GO! GO! YES! YES! YEEEEEEEESSSS!!! WE WON THE WORLD CUP!!!!

[N.e.k.o]

... I thought you were a girl! Where are your tits?!

[Lestat69_99]

Is this a bad time to mention I have explosive diarrhea?

[Coin~operated Boy<3]

well ok the big guy is ok but the little one is pushing it to far i mean... cant we just use the puppet again?~Dr. Girlfriend-Venture Bros

[Athos.]

I have herpes.

[The Brown-Eyed Boy]

btw, my mom is watching the recording of this, then we do it with her 2marrow.

[º-Tenshi_Karasu-º]

what's ur name again?

u do know how to do this right?

[N.e.k.o]

*snores*

[The Evil Russell Crowe]

Can't be bothered, Arsenal are playing.

[Neon_Genesis]

Yea.....me and my ex used to do it this way......

[Coin~operated Boy<3]

god i feel the crabs crawling on me already but i dooooont care!
LMFAO
i love that show.

[The Brown-Eyed Boy]

I challenge you to guitar hero right now!!

[WAKAI_sukebe]

You can either make something up or say something that's happened to you, try to be funny with it, but also appropriate. This topic is a little sketchy already, just don't be overly obscene.

i have to go to the bathroom "btch you'll go when i say so"*sigh

[Lestat69_99]

Looking releived, "Oh wait I guess I didn't have to cum yet....Though my bladder feels alot lighter..."

[The Brown-Eyed Boy]

hey hey guess what........i was raped by Chuck Norris last night