A little question for you metroid gamers.

[Gorby]

I'd have Kraid eat the pirate and put a camera in his stomach so I could see the pirate suffer

[josh]

can't remember what or who Kraid is, but I think having an Elite Pirate kill the space pirate would be pretty cool

edit: Actually Ridley would make short work of a space pirate. Maybe Ridley..

[Trigun Forever]

Kraid was a large reptillian beast that lived within the depths of brinstar.

He appeared in one of the early metroid games.
you can see him in the new one, zero mission.
zero mission combines the first two adventures, letting you fight such classic enemies as kraid and ridley.

[Gyro Zeppeli]

I'd push it into a pit and throw a metroid in there. Then I'd shoot a charged plasma beam at the metroid. Kills 2 birds with 1 stone!

[Gorby]

I'd push it into a pit and throw a metroid in there. Then I'd shoot a charged plasma beam at the metroid. Kills 2 birds with 1 stone!

Whassup bro? you finally joined!

[Gyro Zeppeli]

I know another cruel way have Ridley and Kraid fight over it.

[Hallow]

You poeple are all wrong. First you make it take a pill that prevents it from dying. Then you throw it in the Mother Brains tank thingie to let it drown a few times. Then you place it in a big jar full of vinegar to pickle it, and make it drown a few more times. You then spinkle salt on it to suck all of the liquid out of its body. Then you put it in a huge oven to cook him, and to remove any left over liquid, and to enjoy his screams of pain. Then you feed him to Kraid. Because of the anti-dying pill he'll be chewed to pieces but still be alive. He will then go through the pain of stomach acid. Then he is turn to poop and craped out. And because of the pill, he is still alive, even though he is crap, so he spends all of eternity as a pile of crap. Just try to beat that.