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Nyx wrote:

SASSZAIN wrote:

scorpionwarrior wrote:You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink. It's fun right? wrong, don't smother your kids - JD (Scrubs) XD

first, rofl@me. I accidently started editing your post. :XD WRONG BUTTON!!
Also, AWESOME one xD

psst, lestat, your avi = awesome'ness tot he extreeme maxorz. I'm re-watching DB right now xDD

okay, this post was off topic kinda

First of all, Sasszain, you read Piers Antony too? I like his earlier work...

Anyway:
~Would you drive better with that cell phone up your @$$? -Bumper sticker
~We will be the perfect pair,
rather like my thighs! -Gaston, the song Me from BatB.
~Whoerver said that you can't have your cake and eat it too is a liar. You can so eat it and have it...But it hurts more than anything in the world. -Me.

Why indeed I do. I've read the first 6 novels of Xanth so far, and thats about it. Thats where a lotta great quotes I have come from too ^.^ I love his way of viewing reality, as well as fiction. He's just so awesome!

"I finally got some sense knocked into me. And I've got the bump to prove it. " - Lion King

Isn't it funny how the only way we learn is from someone else getting it wrong - Me

"Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist."
-Yassar Arafat

"Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."
-Herbert Hoover

"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it."
-Norman Schwarzkopf

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-Thomas Jefferson

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us."
-George Orwell

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. -James Dean

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. -William Allen White

He who hesitates is a damned fool. -Mae West

Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority and disrespect for their elders. Children nowadays are tyrants. -Socrates

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. -Theodore Roosevelt

Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again. -Og Mandino

eep good ones...

yes another off topic post, kinda.

Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve.

^`nother awesome.

"Ambition seldom gives way to reason" - Master Roshi

Master Roshi is a reliable source of quotes XD

Here's a funny one;
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b___h-slap the motherf____r upside the head...

ROFL THAT ONES HILARIUS!!
Especially since I was thinking it was gonna go in a different direction.
"To Err`r, is human" - Unknown

"One good thing about music, when it hits you fell no pain"
"Herb is the healing of a nation. Alcohol is the destruction"
"Dont gain the world and lose your soul. Wisdom is better than Silver or Gold"
"In this bright future you cant forget your past"
"Conqure the devils with a little thing called love"
"Love will never leave us alone"

Above quoted from Bob Marley

"For every dark night theres a brighter day"
"If you cant find something to live for, you better find something to die for"
"During your life, never stop dreaming. No one can take away your dreams"
"Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal"

Above quoted from Tupac Shakur

Don't be scared of what you cannot see, your only fear is possibility,
Never wonder what the hell went wrong, Your second chance may never come along.
-Pete Murray~Opportunity-
(he has lots of good quotes in this song but this one I liked the most)


Life is Life,
Words are Words,
Does that still mean we have to listen to these t___ds?
---Me---

"I think crime pays. The hours are good, you get to travel a lot."
-Woody Allen

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On a tombstone:

Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so shall you be.
Remember this and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:

To follow you I'll not consent
Until I know which way you went.

"On a tombstone:

Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so shall you be.
Remember this and follow me. "

I recognize this quote, however its slightly different from Azraels, the Archangel of Death in Christian (and a lot more religions.) stories.

I believe it was pretty much the same, but the last line and first line are different, "Remember friend, as you pass by." is the first, and the last is, "So prepare for Death and Follow me."
quite an interesting man he was.
his other quote was "God is Eternal, The world is not... and neither are you."

one of my favorites is called a Necromancers Prayer, which goes like sooo!
" Ad tu, deditio meus cor, meus amina, meus credo.
ea id cum fides ille cado in tuus potens ala
ea id cum amor ille offero calix de meus cor-
bibo profundis de meus vita ille licet cognosco altitudos
de flumen de oblivio et memoria.
ea id sine timor et cum desiderium verus
ille osculum tuus tranquillus, frigus oris
prudens ille hic memoria volo esse meus ultimas.

(English Translation)

To thee, I surrender, my heart, my soul, my trust.
It is with Faith that I fall into your mighty wings.
It is with love that I offer up the chalice of my heart,
Drink deep of my life that I might know the depths
of the river of Forgetfulness and Memory.
It is without fear and with true desire
that I kiss your still, cold lips
knowing that this memory shall be my last"

There seem to be a few variations to it, I found another.

Remember youth as you pass by,
As you was once, so once was I,
As I am now, you soon will be,
Prepare to die and follow me.
~Epitaph on a warlock grave

You laugh cause I'm different......
I laugh cause I just farted!

Scorp, you avi is awesome.

"Perfection is merely a state of mind." - unknown

haha thanks, made it myself

A great novelist once wrote, "The catastrophe of the atomic bombs which shook men out of cities and businesses and economic relations, shook them also out of their old established habits of thought, and out of the lightly held beliefs and prejudices that came down to them from the past."
- Courtesy of Athos

"Logic and emotion, are mortal enemies" - anonymous

with peace comes boredom to the restless, and bordom to the restless causes warfare. ~unknown.