Absolute Anime

*sneeks behind lord koryu while she is cutting the midget**takes out a hunting knife and stabs lords kidney**speaks softly"orbit last longer"*

*reappears behind him, the wound having healed* I don't care what last longer, I can't chew gum for long periods anyways... *turns him around and uppercuts* IT ANNOYS ME LIKE YOU!

*back flips instantly to avoid the uppercut **while falling back kicks the [censored] out of her chin*
I annoy you,hell mami i simply dont give a rats as$

*bends back matrix style to avoid the kick and flips her legs up to hit him in the nuts*

That's just fine.

*with on hand pushes the kick away and with the other brings out his machete and swings it towards lords neck* agreed then...

*Ducks and grabs his hand turning the machete back at him and proceeds to stab it in his gut.*

*moves to his side avoiding the machete ,extending his foot to trip her as he watches her fall*

She spun, catching herself with one hand and then throwing the machete at his head.

*grabs a thick book as machete hits the book he spins and throws the machete back at her*

*Catches the machete and cracks it in half* ENOUGH WITH THE SH1TTY BLADE! *pulls out her katana and starts slashing.*

*as he see's her slashing like a btch on pms **gets out his tachi and slashes upward*

*counters the upward slash and grabs his face in her free hand* Die. *squeezes until his brains leak*

*as his skull is ready to break he gets out his huntin knife stabbing upwards in to your pretty spot*"talk about popping your cheerie

*blows up taking everything in a fifty foot radius with her. Respawns at the respawn point with a medical pack nearby*

okay totally blew me nice blow job there girly girly

I'm talking big explosion. You know, KABOOM! Everything's incinerated. *Pulls out a sawed off shotgun and puts it to his head* Don't ever call me girly girly again. *pulls trigger*