Absolute Anime

haha okay ladybug

*before she pulled the trigger he rolled over doing a hurricane kick kappoeta style**as she fall he jumps in top of her and puts a knife on her throat*

*Kicks him off, grabbing his wrist and turning the knife on his own throat* I WIN, BIZNITCH!

*i point at her that her foot is on a land mine that if she makes any sudden move she could blow up**blow me* okay kitty cat

*disappears, dropping a brick on the mine before she does*

*his shadow clone gets blown **looks around for her*

*is sitting in a dark room reading Yaoi novels*

why is it that gurly gurls like yaoi's is a mystery to me.

Its because we love seeing two hot guys kissing. Its like when guys like to see two hot lesbians making out.

*found you throws a granade*


but is different women are pretty and pink while men is like totally brown sanchez eeeeeeew

yeah, but that's cuz you are a guy. To me, guys are hot and cool, while girls are pink and scary.

*disappears*

to think they lick a hole and suck each others junk and they do each other they got frijoles in their junk and still lick it * :sick: vomits*


*gets his m203 out and starts shooting around*

*stands on top of his shoulders* Ever gone to an anger management class? Or at least target practice?

"neither "

*uses his two .357 magnums hallowpoints to shoot at her*

*Dodges the bullets matrix style*

*drops magnums*uses mac10's now**sprays bullets on her*

*disappears before the first can hit her* I'm a demon. You aren't going to kill me like that.