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Good ones. Hey....I have an awesome idea! o_o How about we make the random InuYasha 'what they would never say' story/conversation lines together? It'll be funner this way! XD Yes? No? Maybe? XD

Sango: Inuyasha....SIT!!!!
Kagome: That's MY line, you scrag!
Sango: STFU Kagome!
Kagome: Oh no you diiiiiidnnn't!
Sango: Yes I did. *slaps Kagome*
Kagome: Sango....I'm sorry, give me a hug..
Sango: Okay....o.o..*hugs*
Kagome: *punches Sango's back*
Sango: *pulls Kagome's hair*
Kagome: MOMMY!!!!!!
Miroku: Yes, my sweet little pumpkin? ^^
Everyone Else: *dies from heart attack*
Miroku: Hee hee, I win.

Something the matter, Angel-san?

o_o Emily, you made good ones. =]Make more!

ok lets see
Sango:its so nice today
Kagome:yes it it nice
Shippo:i wonder where Miroku and Inuyasha are?
Kagome:oh they are around
Both:i can't belive we have to wash outfits
Kagome:SIT BOY
Sango:SIT Miroku
Both:no fair this
Shippo:oh yea clean my toys to
Inuyasha:no way
Kagome&Sango:SIT BOYS.....SIT...
Both:*crys*

Aww, that one's cute!

thanks

O.o every interesting, but funny I’m just going to watch.

yea you try one

I have another.....

Kogame: *climbs out the well* Hm, it's been a whole 12 months since I came to the feudal Era. I wonder what's happened....
Inuyasha: Kagome! Welcome back! *runs up to her and gives her a big hug*
Kagome: Uh, hi? Inuyasha, are you okay?
Inuyasha: *grins* Yup, never better! Why do you ask?
Kamgome: Well..... *is interupted by Sesshomaru*
Sesshomaru: Hello little brother. *smiles*
Inuyasha: Hey brother! *hugs him too*
Kagome: What the hell.... since when do you too get alone!?
Inuyasha: We settled our differences a little while after you left for your trip.
Sesshomaru: *nods in agreement*
Both: We took Sango and Miroku's advice.
Kagome: What advice?
Miroku: *shows up with Sango, who looks fat* Greetings Kagome!
Sango: Welcome back. *smiles*
Kagome: Uh, Sango, what's that your holding... and ,no offense, but you really let youself go.
Sango: Oh right, you don't know. Me and Miroku... well, we got married.
Miroku: That's right. And we have kids! A baby boy and a girl on the way. *big grin*
Kagome:

~to be continued~

nice

Thanks! ^_^ I'll make a part two soon... hopefully. X3

wow that was funny

Lol those are all funny.I got one.
Sesshy on the grown from inuyasha's sword
Inuyasha:What are you gonna do now?
Sesshy:Wait! before you do this to me.I need to tell you something
Inuyasha:What?
Sesshy:Will...Will you marry me?
(inuyasha drops the sword)
Inuyasha: for 26 years
Sesshy:Uhh so... you want some hamburgers?
Inuyasha still:
lol

wow that was funny

Thanks guys. ^_^ Here's the rest:

Kagome: Ma-married? You both got married? And have children?! I though you sid you wouldn't settle down with Sango until Naraku was defeated.
Miroku: Yup, that was the plan alright.....
Inuyasha: No worries Kagome, he's been taken care of. *pulls out the head of Naraku's baboon costume*
Sesshomaru: Once we stopped fight over the Tetsaiga, we fought Naraku together and defeated him.
Kagome: Wow, it's amazing what a long amount of time can do to a person....
Miroku: *Nods*
Inuyasha: Yeah, and there's one more thing that's gotta be said. *kneels down in front of Kagome and takes her hand*
Kagome: Uh... I-In-Inuyasha...?
Inuyasha: *takes out a small black case from his pocket and opens it, revealing a diamond ring*Kagome, we've known each other for what feels like a lifetime, and I just can't bare to see you leave.... for good, now that Naraku's dead.
Kagome: .....
Inuyasha: Kagome, will you marry me?
*silence*
Kagome: Yes, Inuyasha, yes! Yes! I will!
Everyone else:

wow that is so so sweet