Marry an anime character!!!!!!!!!

[kazuki_kunisaki]

Sorry Tyche, he maybe is still free here, but my friend love him, I can't stress that enough...So choose another would you?

[milfors98675309]

Ok, ok, I'm interested now. Sure, I'll have some fun. I'm straight just so you know, but I wanna marry Sango. I know Miroku will have confused feelings if I do, lol. Ok, Marry me to Sango please!

Sango: I'm not a Lesbian!
Me: Neither am I, what's your point?
Miroku: *randomly walks in* What's going on?
Me: *gets don on one knee and hold out an expensive wedding ring* Sango, I know we've had good time and bad times--
Sango: NO DON'T!
Me: But I'm ready for the next step and to help you get your green card. Sango, will you marry me?
Miroku: ...You're an illegal?
Sango: NO!
Me: Is that to my question or his?
Sango: I'm not an illegal and I will not marry you!
Me: Are you sure? I mean, you always seem scared to get the mail just because the postman's a government worker--
Sango: I'm not scared! I just don't like all the stray dogs in your street!
Me: Sure....Well, *gets back down, but on the other knee* Marry me, and quick, I'm on my bad knee!
Miroku: ...Did I miss something?
Sango: Fine! But only because I know what happens if I say no to anything you say...
Miroku: ...YES! Threesomes! (If this is inappropriate, please tell me)
Me: No! *hugs Sango* My wife!
Miroku: ...DAMMIT!

[kazuki_kunisaki]

Oh, Okay then

As long as this thread's owner is gone, I WILL check all the marriages

[Ms. Fluffy Butt]

Is Gaara taken?
I want to marry him...

Me: Oww.. Gaara! You're there!
Gaara: ...
Me: I'm so addicted to you! Will you marry me?
Gaara: Saba Kyuu!
Me: *dead*



Will somebody marry Gaara and my dead body?