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re: here's a joke

Posted: Nov 05, 2005 10:23pm
by galfwend
=[ i dont get it

re: here's a joke

Posted: Nov 06, 2005 9:09am
by Red
yo mama so fat, she walked past the tv and i missed 5 episodes of friends.

she so dumb she tripped over a courtless phone.

Re: here's a joke 2

Posted: Nov 17, 2005 5:46pm
by SYL
halo wrote:theres a mexican and a black guy in a car,who's driving? the cop. hahahahahahahahah...o god im goin 2 hell.
wats w/ u and mexicans :-k

re: here's a joke

Posted: Dec 06, 2005 7:33pm
by Mrs. Vengeance
Enough with the Mexicans! :x :evil: :bounce:

What do X-Boxes and Michael Jackson have in common?

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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on! :mrgreen: :lol:

re: here's a joke

Posted: Dec 06, 2005 7:40pm
by SYL
lmao :lol: GOOD ONE :heh: :pirate: :mrgreen:

re: here's a joke

Posted: Dec 06, 2005 9:06pm
by car2ie
Ooooh, ooooh, I have one:
What's 150 feet long and has false teeth?

The front row at a Rolling Stones show.

re: here's a joke

Posted: Dec 07, 2005 8:22pm
by Mrs. Vengeance
:lol:

Here's a corny one I made up.

What's the current temperature in hell?

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666 Degrees Fahrenheit!

re: here's a joke

Posted: Jun 20, 2006 6:23pm
by halo
Dude Im mexican chill man chill.

re: here's a joke

Posted: Jun 20, 2006 6:24pm
by halo
here's another 1. your mama so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on the scale!

re: here's a joke

Posted: Jul 12, 2006 7:30pm
by GravyTrain
Your momma so fat, she got baptised at Sea World.

Re: here's a joke

Posted: Sep 01, 2006 2:06am
by thedarkconquerer
why dont you swerve to hit a lawyer on a bike?

because its probably your bike! :lol: :mrgreen: =D> \:D/ :heh:

re: here's a joke

Posted: Sep 01, 2006 6:30pm
by Coin~operated Boy<3
dude i just love it when people tell a racist joke and then there all like well my friends that told me it are (insert race here) so its ok. :roll:

re: here's a joke

Posted: Sep 04, 2006 10:55pm
by Gyro Zeppeli
Yo momma is so fat that she entered a fat contest she won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prize.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesnt scream when you throw it in an oven

re: here's a joke

Posted: Jan 08, 2007 6:40am
by Yami Haga-Ryuzaki
Half expecting to see the Aristocrats joke here...

Yo Momma's so ugly, they're going to move Halloween to her Birthday

What's the only thing stopping your Mom going to Jenny Kraig?
The Door.

re: here's a joke

Posted: Jan 08, 2007 5:50pm
by Battousai The Manslayer
Your Mamma's so fat even Naruto doesn't believe it!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

OH!!!! What now!?!?!?!? :heh:

Re: re: here's a joke

Posted: Mar 31, 2007 12:42pm
by Optimus Prime
Red wrote:yo mama so fat, she walked past the tv and i missed 5 episodes of friends.

she so dumb she tripped over a courtless phone.
Courtless? You mean cordless?