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re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 09, 2005 1:56am
by Chaotic reminder
heres a good one
gendo ikari (shinji's dad): son. you know the REAL reason i dont talk to you much, right?
shinji: um...no...
gendo:its because im shy, and i find you attractive...
re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 09, 2005 9:55pm
by Killericon
Rei: Oh 0WNED! [censored] OWNED! Did you see that? The angel was all like "Ima gonna wipe out humanity" but then I was all like "Not on my watch sista!" and I totally schooled him! YES! OWNED!
Re: re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 10, 2005 5:56am
by Soi Fon_101
Asuka: Shinji you were suppose to help me with the chores!
Shinji: *sitting on the couch*
SHUT UP ASUKA I'M WATCHING A MOVIE!!!
Asuka: But you've seen that movie 2 times!
Shinji:
WAIT TILL THE MOVIE'S OVER!!!
Asuka:
You're mean!
Shinji: REI GET ME SOME POPCORN!!!
Re: re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 10, 2005 7:47am
by Chaotic reminder
Guardian Airtos wrote:Asuka: Shinji you were suppose to help me with the chores!
Shinji: *sitting on the couch*
SHUT UP ASUKA I'M WATCHING A MOVIE!!!
Asuka: But you've seen that movie 2 times!
Shinji:
WAIT TILL THE MOVIE'S OVER!!!
Asuka:
You're mean!
Shinji: REI GET ME SOME POPCORN!!!
LMFAO!
Re: re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 10, 2005 8:18am
by Soi Fon_101
Shinji: *sees a beer can on the table* <_< >_> *grabs it* I wonder what it tastes like?
(3 minutes later)
Misato: Shinji gimme back my beer cans!
Shinji: *all drunk* No way old lady they belong to me!
(Asuka comes in)
Asuka: Shinji what the hell?! You're drunk!
Shinji: Hey Asuka let's go on our honeymoon! *plops down on the floor*
Asuka:
re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 10, 2005 8:32am
by Chaotic reminder
(first epy)
shinji:me? im not going to pilot this thing!....unless it's got a in-built cd player...
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(epy 19:introjection)
shinji: forget it misato, i wont pilot that thing again...at least, not til they get that [censored] cd-player built
Re: re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 10, 2005 8:35am
by Soi Fon_101
Fallen Angel of Chaos wrote:(first epy)
shinji:me? im not going to pilot this thing!....unless it's got a in-built cd player...
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(epy 19:introjection)
shinji: forget it misato, i wont pilot that thing again...at least, not til they get that [censored] cd-player built
LMAO!!
re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 10, 2005 8:49am
by Chaotic reminder
shinji: um, do we HAVE to have pilots? cant we just use a xbox controler with it and pilot it like a video game?
Re: re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 10, 2005 8:59am
by Soi Fon_101
Gendo: Okay Shinji let's have some father and son time. All you have to do is defeat the angels!
Shinji: *in Unit 01* Okay! *climbs on top of a building*
Gendo:
Shinji: *looking up at the sky* Hey dad I don't see any angels! Are they invisable?
Gendo:
NOT THOSE ANGELS THE OTHER ANGELS WHO ARE ATTACKING-!!!
Ritsuko: Sir part of Tokyo 3 was destroyed already!
Gendo:
re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 10, 2005 9:04am
by Chaotic reminder
misato: shinji, asuka, rei! theres a angel aproching! report to the eva entry bay asap!
shinji: oh! can we stop at the store on the way there? i want a granny smith apple
re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 14, 2005 1:51am
by Deacon
Gendo: NOT THOSE ANGELS THE OTHER ANGELS WHO ARE ATTACKING-!!!
Guardian Airtos, that's really
!
I nearly cried...
And
Fallen Angel of Chaos wrote:
(first epy)
shinji:me? im not going to pilot this thing!....unless it's got a in-built cd player...
This was wondefull too...Bwa ah ah ah ah!
***
Anyway:
(one of the last episodes)
Misato- Oh, Kaji, why did you leave me? WHY? WHY!
Asuka (in her room)- Oh, Kaji sempai...where are you? Do you abandon me after such a long time?
Someone knocks at the door. Shinji open. He finds Kaji, with a long beard, extremely BIG muscles and seven star-shaped scares on his body.
Kaji- I've fight all the NERV special service agency, and now I came back. The star of the Divine School of Hokuto shines bright upon me! You, son of the Nanto Master, DIE! UATATATATATATA!
re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 7:40am
by I Am Kira!
*Episode where they find out Rei isnt reall human and they see all the Rei clones*
Shinji:"Ohh, can i haveone
"
re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 16, 2005 10:55am
by Deacon
The Kaji's message left to Misato few minutes before he died:
Katsuragi...I died searching the truth. [...etc]. If we shall meet again, well...I'll tell you the thing I couldn't tell you 8 years ago...Katsuragi...I'm gay.
Misato-
Re: re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 18, 2005 9:08am
by Soi Fon_101
Shinji: Rei, Asuka I love the both of you!
Asuka: But who would you choose?
Shinji:
Doesn't matter I'll take you both!
Asuka:
Rei: Shinji I hate you!
Shinji:
Too bad!
re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 18, 2005 9:20am
by Chaotic reminder
shinji: so rei, why are you always so gloomy?
rei:i...a long time ago i...i ran out of cheese
Re: re: things that the characters would never say
Posted: Dec 18, 2005 9:26am
by Soi Fon_101
Misato: I keep my place clean everyday!