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Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 24, 2009 5:59am
by Aiden
Would you like to pet my pussy?
Don't wiggle your wiener at me!
How can you shove that all in your mouth at once?
I wanna suck on it too!
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 24, 2009 4:35pm
by The Rage
TV Myth:
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Would you like to pet my pussy?
Johnny Carson: I will if you'll get that damn cat out of the way!
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 26, 2009 11:16am
by Snowy
"hello, what can i do for you?"
"yes"
"let me take that for you"
(yeah... dont say its not true lol, i have to say that stuff all day.. at the bank! xp)
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jan 26, 2009 8:41pm
by Tyche
Random middle aged guy standing behind my youth group at some crazy Mississippi church: "Take me there!" *in a high-ish pitched voice*
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Apr 01, 2009 2:50am
by Hardcore
"My legs are too short to.... [censored]" - Evelyn.
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: May 12, 2009 6:54am
by Syntos
Sperm whale?
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: May 15, 2009 7:31am
by Kyro
"Give me the F**king wiener, Cory!"
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jul 20, 2009 12:55am
by ObsessedWithShiney
"It went into the wrong hole"
god...everyone i know wont let me live that one down....we were just playing golf......
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Oct 01, 2009 10:45pm
by Kitty
It's too big.
It won't go in.
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jul 13, 2010 9:51pm
by fleurish
this is some delicious sausage
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Jul 14, 2010 9:46am
by Kitty
lol
Re: Things that sound dirty, but really aren't.
Posted: Sep 16, 2010 7:30pm
by WAKAI_sukebe
dude last night i slept with this girl now i have the itch to see her again.