Absolute Anime

No matter how technologically advanced your empire is, it will usually be some prick with a sword that brings it all down.

^ ROFL. I love that one.
Makes me wanna play AOE..

Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.
Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.

Cotton McKnight: Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to witness the greatest happening in sport: sudden-death dodgeball.
Pepper Brooks: Pepper needs new shorts!

Haha dodgeball.

make love, not war

Princess Leia Organa: You're imagining things.
Han Solo: Am I? Then why are you following me? Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Princess Leia Organa: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!
Han Solo: I can arrange that. [Angrily storms down the hallway] You could use a good kiss!

Good ol` star wars ^.^

Lestat69_99 wrote:No matter how technologically advanced your empire is, it will usually be some prick with a sword that brings it all down.

unless you have cheat codes to blow their civilization up...you're screwed.

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money"

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."

"When people say it can't be done...it can. When people say it is impossible....it's not. When they say that we are never meant to be....take my hand and let’s show them we can."

"Nothing is as soft as water, yet who can withstand the raging flood?"

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

"To love someone is to know the back of someone else's hand better than your own. For someone to know the back of your hand better than their own lets you know you are being loved."

"If God closes a window, find another one or smash open a door."

"Sometimes success demands a certain refined insanity," Swallow, The Keeping Place, Obernewtyn Chronicles.

"We'll still have problems and pain, and sometimes we'll feel like giving up. But I know we'll grow stronger with each crisis we face... so that we can express our true feelings." ~ Alice Seno, Alice 19th

"Wisdom is not something one can teach, but a thing each person must discover for themselves" - Sharna, Obernewtyn, Obernewtyn Chronicles.

"Sometimes I feel so swept away.
Other times I'm lost in a cloud of gray.
There are points in my life when I'm shadowed away.
But in the same odd way... I know it will all be okay..."

A majority of those I don't actually know who said them been collecting quotes for awhile. Then there are the ones in my sig.

Family Guy - Blue Harvest XD

Quagmire (C-3PO): Hey, it sounds like we're being boarded from the rear. And not the 'Hey, let's experiment' kind of boarded from the rear.

Peter (Han Solo): We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose'em.
[the Falcon starts listing lazily to the left]
Chris (Luke Skywalker): Uh, that was your maneuver? Moving slightly to the left?
Peter (Han Solo): Well, I mean we're not in the same place we were, huh? That ought to confuse'em.
Chris (Luke Skywalker): Yeah, but you hardly did anything. You just started listing lazily to the left. I'm pretty sure they can keep up.
Imperial Officer 1: Where did they go?
Imperial Officer 2: There they are! They're listing lazily to the left. Go left, left!
Imperial Officer 1: Boy, this guy knows some maneuvers.

Lois (Princess Leia): Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul stench as soon as I was brought onboard.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Um, actually that's me. I made a Darth Doody. I sithed my pants. My diaper's gone over to the darkside. I got pages of these, I could go on.

Scott: [grunts and pushes Chris]
Pignose: He doesn't like you.
Chris (Luke Skywalker): Sorry.
Pignose: I don't like you either!
Chris (Luke Skywalker): You don't even know me!
Pignose: You know what? That's fair. I'm Pignose and this is my brother-in-law Scott. He's visiting from Hoth.
Scott: I don't know why they call it Hoth, they should call it "Coldth".
Pignose: Okay settle down.
Scott: I'm up after the band.

"To handle yourself, use your head.
To handle others, use your heart."

"Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost."John Quincy Adams

"[. . .] a wasted vote is a vote for someone you know does not represent your own beliefs and principles. A wasted vote is a vote for someone you know will not lead the country in the way it should go. A wasted vote is a vote for the 'lesser of two evils.' Or, in the case of John McCain and Barack Obama, what we have is a choice between the 'evil of two lessers.'" Chuck Baldwin

Why should man expect his prayer for mercy to be heard by What is above him when he shows no mercy to what is under him? ~Pierre Troubetzkoy

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. ~Paul Rodriguez

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. ~Ellen DeGeneres

When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature [who] was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning. ~Marv Levy

"The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less"