The Meeting Grounds for the Fangirl Army

[Athos]

Sadly yes. When you're 40 +. I think they can do it digitally though.

[Cloud Leonhart]

That sounds a lot more pleasant than without. I'm gonna get it digitally done...

[Athos]

Me too. If I live that long.

[Cloud Leonhart]

Why wouldn't you?

[Athos]

a) robbery, b) old ties to ___________, c) plane crash, d) car accident, e) some sort of military death, f) the electric can opener.

[Cloud Leonhart]

The...electric can opener? I knew it...that thing's out to get me too...

[Athos]

I'm not the only one...that thing needs to be stopped!

[Kuragari]

I broke my electric can opener years ago ^_^; .

[Athos]

I think my mom got rid of mine...

[Kuragari]

I have a manual can opener now XD. I find it easier than the electric one, and it attacks less than the electric one too.

[Athos]

yeah i know. I wonder who invented the damn things in the first place...

[Kuragari]

Good question XD. Probably some practical joker that thought it would be funny for people to cut themselves on accident on a thing thats supposed to open cans for you.

[Cloud Leonhart]

Nah, I think they made it in an attempt to eliminate the human race.

[-Pachi]

I'm sorry...What was that? I didnt know that can openers were such a threat to the Fangirl Army....the Anti-Fangirl Army must've made it

[Kuragari]

They aren't too much of a threat as long as the Fangir Army has access to a hammer.

[Athos]

Or powerful magnet.