Absolute Anime

*reads power level* OMG it's over 9000!!!!!1!111!one!

Actually, the power level is exactly infinity million + 5.

Holy carp!!!, My scouter must be broken *changes to banana flavoured scouter* there we go

NO!!! You can't own a food flavoured vehicle!! Only sock puppets can do that.

My tyranotank beats your Jumbuck anyday

My Jumbuck has a gun!!!

Mine disappeared in a freak Sand Blizzard =O

You smell funny.

I thought that was Dracula who's just about to bite your neck *runs away to grab some ketchup*

The mucus hanging from your hair really brings out the colour of your eyes.

I have colour in my eyes? *pulls out eyes* what do ya know. *eats them*

Wait, you're edible???

*Shoves Scorp into an oven*

~The female entered the room, her crimson eyes scouting the place. She gave a gentle shrug and sat beneath a tree. She listened to the conversation that seemed conveniant at the time~

"Interesting conversation I suppose.."

*chucks a pile of feathers on top of this person he has never seen before* Welcome to clucky clucks....where ever that is >.>

HEY!! Get back in the oven!!

*shoves new person in the oven* there we go *disappears into Oblivion* mwahahaha