Absolute Anime

its all for bob

Indeed, for I am Bob's prophet.

~shakes her head~

prophets drive me insane, they talk like their teachers Dx

Who here wants to kill that odd looking pillow outside that house over there?

it cant possibly mean any harm....can it?

~sneaks off staying far away from the two~

you two have lost it.

Jamie, she thinks that we're crazy! We must sacrifice her to the evil pillow so that it will be pleased with us, and thus not want to kill us.

agreed....you must catch her...i'll grab the pillow

~Growls waningly, she barred her fangs~

Don't be worried about the evil pillow, I can do far worse damage.

*eats the evil pillow* I was looking for a street named gilasgjlgjasil. Has anyone seen it?

*Bows down to scorpionwarrior*

My liege, I must ask you to lick the feet of Jamie Madrox, for they smell really bad, and someone has to clean them. If you do this I'll gladly escort you to the street that you're looking for.

Also, if it's not too much trouble, can you read me a bed time story, please?

*dies and therefore doesn't need to find it and can't read*

Boys...always give me a wierd satisfaction that I don't have to kill them. They kill each other, which makes my job easier.

~Lifting her index finger she pointed to the street~

*miraculously walks away* uhhh yeah so I'll be on my way now *walks off*

*Appears before scorpionwarrior again, and punches him*

Thats because you didn't read me a bedtime story you jerk. Now I have to go to sleep without hearing a story.

eww...no one touches my feet.....ever! *twitches*