Absolute Anime

I do not, he tasted too good >.>

Moo?

Warn your other members before you eat them too.

Scorp, mind if I pour sunscreen on your feet for the next 4 hours?

Not at all just remember though, If something bites you, it's the not the scary, hairy monster on the sole of my foot. Just your imagination.

Great.

*Throws out the sunscreen and pours salad dressing and urine on Scorps feet*

You dare put this filth on my monster?!

*walks into the ocean and swims to France*

France is now the land of yellow spoons.

*appears and throws hallow into china*

see ya!

*gallops away on his turtle*

Suddenly and without warning, Jesus shows up and makes an announcement.
"Jamie, throwing people is a sin"
Jesus then procceds to beat Jamie down to a bloody pulp. He then sells this pulp to paper mills, which then release a limitied editon Jamie paper. That means that Jamie is dead.

Meanwhile, scorpionwarrior is making out with his socks. He slips and a sock eats him. Thus, scorp is also dead.

Also, Hallow landed and exploded, which killed him, making him dead.

cool... so

i am zombie jamie!

No, you're a piece of paper.

*throws html's at everyone*


*Walks through a snowball and poofs away*

*Is now king of that piece of lint over there.*

Hmmm I like this country, I think I'll take it *now owns Canada*

Scorp, don't be alarmed, but I somehow ended up in your nose.

haha now you must ingest nose hair

*chases a snail thru the woods*