Absolute Anime

Hmm... Well, if nothing else solidify the radiation into a rod and burn your homework.
*skips off into safe vortex*

Dance!!!!!

*clinks beer bottles together in horrible melody*

Your eyes smell like catfood.

i hope you get infested with a plague of toads

So I'm a fish?...
Note to self: Hallow Ichigo owes me a fishbowl.

-Jumps through window.-

WHAAAAAA

*looks up to see a suicidal, giant, caped bat*

-Gives Rage a huge bat hug.- I have to bat pee! -Runs to toilet.-

At least you have the decency to go to a toilet.

Some people will pee just about anywhere and in front of anyone...

-Walks out of bathroom.- Ahh, I feel better.

Atleast I don't pee in public, that is very true.

*pees*

cake is good

It would be better with some wine or Corona, I imagine.

*Rams a fishbowl up Rage's nose*

There's the fishbowl I owed you.

-walks into this deserted and trash ridden place and looks around arms in his trenchcoat thinking about times past-

"Wow i wonder what happened in here this place just up and died...

was there no more randomness?

hmmm...

-picks object off the ground-
"ooh a fishbowl"