Absolute Anime

*jumps out of the fishbowl and runs away*

puts a cat into a diabetic cardiac arrest.

-stumbles in drunkinly wearing a partyhat and a towel....-

hey yoush guysh...howsh it going-sh

*runs in fox form and sits in a corner away from everyone and watches quietly, then eats a cookie*

*walks in and looks around confused*

*ends up glomping the person that just came in, then runs into a tree* x_x

i peed on that tree

damn it >_<; *starts to go blind and runs in circles* Nooooo!!!! *falls off the edge of a cliff*

*walks into a hotel*

Hi. I'd like a bottle of milk, 2 ice cream cones, a large big mac meal and small pizza.

*ends up falling on scorpion* woops, my bad

*goes to china and learns chi...then skins a live fox* i think my body randomly got taken over by the wrong chi it's a dark chi. i'm sorry little fox. magically replaces the fox's skin and give him her soul.

Sits down on a bench laughing at fire hydrants.

*eats a massive cookie* soo...*munch, munch, munch* what have you *munch, munch, munch* been up to? *munch, munch, munch, gulps*

*runs in circles singing "im weird im weird" over and over*

*runs into Church*
Oh my god everyone, I found a pubic hair in my
cereal and I think its Jesus!!!

*dies from choking on air*