My Moderator Application: Slash

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...as always....you stun me

I don't know whether to laugh or feel deeply offended. ...

But I'll take it as you confessing you deep passion for me.

And I love you too.

[Mai]

...as always....you stun me

I don't know whether to laugh or feel deeply offended. ...

But I'll take it as you confessing you deep passion for me.

And I love you too.

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I had to tell someone off in the chat yesterday. You know, considering people don't EVER moderate there.

I felt bad because I saw his face fall like I had told him the truth about Santa.


See Slash? SEEEE?!!?1!1? When you moderate you're considered ebil.

And I'd like to consider myself a nice person.

(This is why I should go to work. At least there it's not considered crazy behavior. )

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Lol, yeah Slash, if you want people to like you, dont become moderator!

Too bad Mai is a moderator...or else I would've shown my true love for her but I hate moderators

[Mai]

Lol, yeah Slash, if you want people to like you, dont become moderator!

Too bad Mai is a moderator...or else I would've shown my true love for her but I hate moderators

Too bad you retired. Now I can make jokes about you in Moderator discussion and you can't do anything about it.

SOTHERE.

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Lol, yeah Slash, if you want people to like you, dont become moderator!

Too bad Mai is a moderator...or else I would've shown my true love for her but I hate moderators

Too bad you retired. Now I can make jokes about you in Moderator discussion and you can't do anything about it.

SOTHERE.

I have a mole in there ...actually...two, lol

[Mai]

Lol, yeah Slash, if you want people to like you, dont become moderator!

Too bad Mai is a moderator...or else I would've shown my true love for her but I hate moderators

Too bad you retired. Now I can make jokes about you in Moderator discussion and you can't do anything about it.

SOTHERE.

I have a mole in there ...actually...two, lol

I had about four when I quite. But now I'm back.

And kicking some major le bum bum.

With love, of course.

[Slash]

Heh, like I said in the intro, I'm not in it for the fame. I could care less what other people think about me. The way I see it, there'll always be opposition.

One request though, as this thread does seal my fate, whatever it may be. Not trying to be a hardass or trying to rag on anyone, but if we could tune down conversation a bit (Spam is too drastic of a word for this scenario). I don't mind it at all, as a matter of fact I had fun reading it, but I must act in a modder-ly manner.

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You aren't mod yet so why not enjoy your freedom while it's still left? But I understand, and I will stop but...I blame it all on Stella.

[Mai]

OH HELL NAW.

I blame it all on you. *Points* Yeah, YOU! Right there. Above me. Talking and making me take all the blame. Well I see how it is. FINE. I don't love you. THAT'SIT! We're through! No more love from Stella! No more PM's letting you confess your love for me!

*Clicks*

HAH! Ignored! O DAM!

Anyways! *Points at Slash* AND YOU! Well, GAWSH! what do I say? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? I demand you tell me you love me! Do it. DOIT.

And look! You all made me use the angryfacedsmilie! That's going over the line. Not just a toe over the line. BUT THE WHOLE DAMN FOOT.



Yeah, totally kidding.

And I wasn't spamming. just awaiting you..To come back..So I could..Um..*ponders*..Uh..*Thinks quick.*

I love you.

[[Batman]]

[Slash]

*tear* I know I'm not a mod, but I have to exercise mod-like abilities in harsh scenarios to prove that I am worthy of the position. With my iron fist, I shall crush all that oppose me. Wait, that's a bit much. With my fluffy fist I shall pet all who oppose me. Hah, see? I wouldn't be a passive-aggressive mod, but a fair, fluffy one.

Mai gave me....the....angry face? *tear* I see how it is. No need to explain. I understand now. Clearly. *Runs like a little school girl*

[Ryukon]

*holds up lollipop* want a lollipop? You want some ice cream? Or a crate of egg-grenades? Will that make you feel better?

A fluffy Mod is cuddly...you'll sure score points that way if you turn all cluddly-like

Anyways, before I start getting carried away, it does seem like people are noticing you. I don't post much of anywhere, but I do pop in a section of the forum every once in a while (except PCC, RP, and until next week Tuesday, the adult forum) and you're doing some good work with the community.

Don't cry now. Salty tears causes crustiness and the need for water.

[Slash]

Hmm, egg grenades do sound tempting...Thanks Ryukon! But the tears will still flow like the water of 1,000 waterfalls (<How poetic!!) because of the infamous angry face. I'm going to cry myself to sleep now. Or go open-scope on Halo. Either/or.

It's always a plus to have people that like you if your a mod, that way disputes would be solved easier as people would respect you more. But of course you can't please everyone, so that's something to keep in mind. I'm trying cultivate everywhere, and am trying to help people out as much as possible, to get a good rep and to pick up chicks (The latter being a joke, but still a priority). Of course, the most recent votes seem to be favoring 'no' as an answer, so maybe the cultivation has gone insanely wrong. I know the poll doesnt count, as the reasons do, but it still makes me sad...er...sadder.

[Mai]

Yeah, I know. I bring tears to most men's eyes.

Like that time..When I was born..Some odd years ago. Yeah, the doctor was so happy to see me he just fell to his knees and cried. I'm not tooooooo sure what he said but I'm slightly sure it want like this:

Doctor: Oh! Look at her! She is absolutely wonderful.
[In the background, Mom: I HATE MEN! You will pay for this, Stella's Father! You will PAAAAAAAAAAAY!.*Grows some horns*]
Doctor: Look! Is that a halo I see?! Are you an angel Mrs. Stella's Mom?
Mom: FACK OFF! You are going to feel the wrath of my female-ness! BEWARE FEMINISM!
Doctor: Um..
Mom: ...
Stella: Look at me.
Doctor: AW!*Looks* Loooooooook! She is everything I ever wanted to see in my life! *Caress's Mom's tummy* And she came from right..*points to belly button*..there!
Mom: *Pulls out IV cord* Get off of me! I tell ya! OFF! *Eyes light up*
Doctor: BUT-
Mom: DIE!
Doctor: AHH!
Stella: Look at me?
Doctor: I'm dieing..But...Oh..Stella! You are the gem in my eye
Mom: *Pounces* DIE!
Doctor: *Gasps*
Stella: ..
Doctor: LOOK AT THAT FACE! It's sooo CUTE!
Mom: *Chrages* HAHAHAHAH! FEAR ME!
Doctor: *Crings*
Stella: *Makes a face*
Doctor: *Claps*
Mom: *Trips
Stella: MOM!
Doctor: STELLA!
Mom: EVIILLL! *Points at a picture of a male*
Doctor: ...
Stella: ...
Mom: I..WANT..REVENGE.
Doctor: Um..
Mom: YOU!
Doctor: Me?
Stella: I think..
Mom: YES!
Doctor: Sorry?
Mom: *Attacks*
Doctor: Cries.


And that's how it all began.

Um.


Yeah.

Totally lost my train of though.

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there you go stunning me again....

[Free]

Even though you are new to the board, you seem very dedicated and mature to qualify as a moderator. You look like the one to warn someone but not scare them off. It's a yes for me. ^^ Good luck!