Absolute Anime

Posted: **Jul 10, 2008 11:36am**

" I really don't like your mom."

Posted: **Jul 31, 2008 2:01pm**

Even better, "I had a better time with your mom."

Posted: **Jul 31, 2008 4:47pm**

^- Awesome one, right there.

Posted: **Aug 01, 2008 6:17am**

i had a better time with your grandparents.

Posted: **Aug 04, 2008 7:41am**

You know I think I can get a better lay from the 5 dollar lady on the street corner...

Posted: **Aug 05, 2008 4:10pm**

"Hold up, I just got a text..."

Posted: **Aug 14, 2008 10:39am**

Oh crap!! you woke up!! you need more drugs now!

Posted: **Aug 16, 2008 4:34pm**

Condom Broke

Posted: **Aug 16, 2008 4:57pm**

"Kapew Kapew, psssshhhhhhh, KABOOM!!"

Posted: **Aug 16, 2008 5:09pm**

*looks out window* "Hey look it's Gio, what's up?"

Posted: **Aug 18, 2008 7:21am**

Your dad taught me this move....

Posted: **Aug 18, 2008 9:55am**

LMFAO LESTAT!

Posted: **Aug 18, 2008 2:48pm**

Nelly wrote: LMFAO LESTAT!

*Bows*

Posted: **Aug 27, 2008 1:45pm**

Hold on, your mother loved this one.

Posted: **Aug 29, 2008 3:57pm**

That was good too. x3

Posted: **Sep 11, 2008 7:14am**

to keep the parent theme going...

Your grandmas tighter

Bad things to say during sex