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post things like made-up out takes and other jokes for the show in this thread


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(heres one i made up while in the bathtube thinking )

gendo ikari:so rei, hows school?
rei ayanami:i dont think thats any of yo damn buissness POPS! so why dun you just get you're nose outta mah ****ing bussniess!
gendo ikari: rei, what the, DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
rei ayanami: *sings* I will survive! I WILL SURVIVE! as long as i know how to love, i know i'll stay alive!
gendo ikari:
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Rei: Hey Shinji...

Shinji: What is it?

Rei: Ummm... are you in good in bed as your dad?

Shinji: ...

Mwa ah ah ah! Bwa ah ah ah!

This was wonderfull...

Ah ah ah! I'll laugh 'till tomorrow...

Hmm...

Shinji: Bye Toji! (is leaving Toji's house)

Toji: Wait! I AM NOT GAY!!!

Shinji: I never said you were...

Toji: Ah... never mind then...

Shinji: *cautiously sneaks to the door*

Shinji:everyone likes me and I'm perfectly content with life

A lot of people in Evangelion wouldn't say that...

Kaworu:i love you shinji......

shinji:

Kaworu:lets have sex!

shinji:

Kaworu already kind of said that. He wasn't so up front though.

Shinji: I'm gonna go to bed...

Kaworu: With me?

Shinji: Wha-? N-n-no! You have your own r-room... I-I-I think!

Kaworu Nagisa wrote:Kaworu already kind of said that. He wasn't so up front though.

Shinji: I'm gonna go to bed...

Kaworu: With me?

Shinji: Wha-? N-n-no! You have your own r-room... I-I-I think!

yea, but he wasnt straight forward...as a matter and fact, he wasnt "straigt" at all!

Yeah... very funny...
Technicially Kaworu isn't human so he cannot be gay or straight.

Kaworu Nagisa wrote:Yeah... very funny...
Technicially Kaworu isn't human so he cannot be gay or straight.

does that count this animals? dogs arent human, but they are gay, bi or straight! any ways, he can be sraight or gay in my opinion....and he is atractive -.-

This would be the weirdest thing in Evangelion:

Shinji wakes up in the hospital after the battle with the fifth Angel. Gendou open the door.
Gendou- Oh, dear son! I'm so sorry! Are you ok? Here's the Gundam action-model you asked me ten Christmas ago!

(Shinji faints again)

Deacon wrote:This would be the weirdest thing in Evangelion:

Shinji wakes up in the hospital after the battle with the fifth Angel. Gendou open the door.
Gendou- Oh, dear son! I'm so sorry! Are you ok? Here's the Gundam action-model you asked me ten Christmas ago!

(Shinji faints again)

*laughs til he coughs up blood*

Fallen Angel of Chaos wrote:

Kaworu Nagisa wrote:Yeah... very funny...
Technicially Kaworu isn't human so he cannot be gay or straight.

does that count this animals? dogs arent human, but they are gay, bi or straight! any ways, he can be sraight or gay in my opinion....and he is atractive -.-

That may be true but I've never thought of a dog as "gay". Yes she is quite attractive... I wonder why...?

Asuka: Shinji!!!!!

Shinji: What now, Asuka...?

Asuka: Happy Valentines day

shinji: What have you done with Asuka??

(i consider it a "him" )

(after battling the angel of power)

misato: shinji's not there! what the hell is going on?

ritsuko: this is the truth behind a 400% sync ratio...

(after a failed attempt to bring back shinji from the Eva)

*shinji appers in the room naked*

shinji: LMAO! HAHA! ALL I DID WAS TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES AND EJECT LEAVING THE PLUG IN WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING! FOOLED YOU!

kitsuko & misato:

And so Shinji were killed by the two, using the Lancea Longini...

In the first episode, the third Angel jumps and lands near Shinji, on an elicopter, which explodes. Misato arrives and sees Shinji screaming:
- Heya! Waddahell you think you are? Bring you big green *ss outta this city, or else I'll kick that thing to Neo Yokosuke and I'll bring you swimming with a brick! D'ya understood, kinda overgrown school boy?