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Its australia day so I thought I'd teach some aussie sayings for fun.

Show us your tits: pleasure to make you aquaintents

boofhead: best friend

Woot for Australia day.

To speak Australian, you must first think like a criminal.

GravyTrain wrote:To speak Australian, you must first think like a criminal.

Dude, that's uncalled for. Personally I don't find that offensive, but other people might. So refrain from making any other racial comments like that, or your ass will be on the barby.

Locke wrote:

GravyTrain wrote:To speak Australian, you must first think like a criminal.

Dude, that's uncalled for. Personally I don't find that offensive, but other people might. So refrain from making any other racial comments like that, or your ass will be on the barby.

But, my teacher told me so.

GravyTrain wrote:

Locke wrote:

GravyTrain wrote:To speak Australian, you must first think like a criminal.

Dude, that's uncalled for. Personally I don't find that offensive, but other people might. So refrain from making any other racial comments like that, or your ass will be on the barby.

But, my teacher told me so.

Well if you believe everything your teachers tell you, you're a silly boy.
It is true that a lot of convicts were shipped to Australia in the late 1700's, but they were accompanied by large groups of settlers.
Originally it was thought that Australia was only inhabited as a criminal colony, but various diaries of the voyagers a part Mathew Flinders fleet, Captain Cook (etc) prove otherwise.
I think over 200 years of procreation and people migrating to and from Australia would significantly thin our "convict" blood.
Though we retained a certain tough, Johnny Badass element.

Locke wrote:

GravyTrain wrote:

Locke wrote:

GravyTrain wrote:To speak Australian, you must first think like a criminal.

Dude, that's uncalled for. Personally I don't find that offensive, but other people might. So refrain from making any other racial comments like that, or your ass will be on the barby.

But, my teacher told me so.

Well if you believe everything your teachers tell you, you're a silly boy.
It is true that a lot of convicts were shipped to Australia in the late 1700's, but they were accompanied by large groups of settlers.
Originally it was thought that Australia was only inhabited as a criminal colony, but various diaries of the voyagers a part Mathew Flinders fleet, Captain Cook (etc) prove otherwise.
I think over 200 years of procreation and people migrating to and from Australia would significantly thin our "convict" blood.
Though we retained a certain tough, Johnny Badass element.

Oh I'm sorry. If I had known you were going to take the time to type all that, I would have made my sarcasm more evident.

I offer you my sincere apology. My sarcasm detectors musn't be working any longer.
But hey, in future if you're going to offer a lame sarcastic justification for something silly you've said, can you please make it known to me that that's whats you're doing? It would be much appreciated.

Locke wrote:
I offer you my sincere apology. My sarcasm detectors musn't be working any longer.
But hey, in future if you're going to offer a lame sarcastic justification for something silly you've said, can you please make it known to me that that's whats you're doing? It would be much appreciated.

Think straight man. Am I ever serious about anything? Besides wanting to eat a dolphin?

Wtf? ^^

(Thanks to someone's info.... )

GravyTrain wrote:

Locke wrote:
I offer you my sincere apology. My sarcasm detectors musn't be working any longer.
But hey, in future if you're going to offer a lame sarcastic justification for something silly you've said, can you please make it known to me that that's whats you're doing? It would be much appreciated.

Think straight man. Am I ever serious about anything? Besides wanting to eat a dolphin?

settle down now, children. gravy train, you should refrain from ignorant comments. locke, you should refrain from engaging in battles of wits with unarmed people.
shame on both of you.

Atomosk wrote:locke, you should refrain from engaging in battles of wits with unarmed people.

That would be cool if it was original.

Atomosk wrote:

GravyTrain wrote:

Locke wrote:
I offer you my sincere apology. My sarcasm detectors musn't be working any longer.
But hey, in future if you're going to offer a lame sarcastic justification for something silly you've said, can you please make it known to me that that's whats you're doing? It would be much appreciated.

Think straight man. Am I ever serious about anything? Besides wanting to eat a dolphin?

settle down now, children. gravy train, you should refrain from ignorant comments. locke, you should refrain from engaging in battles of wits with unarmed people.
shame on both of you.

Pompous just a bit? Atomosk, you should refrain from insulting users. You don't think Gravytrain has wits? You should also refrain from trying to sound all authoritive, when obviously two people are engaging in some sarcastic sparring. There's no harm in it.

A new aussie enters the battle!

Its very obvious what is going on here... GravyTrain really wants to be an aussie! Unforunately GravyTrain there are some pre-requisites to being an aussie:

(1) Be able to say 'How ya goin' like the Australian Fast Bowler.
(2) Be able to successfully work a gas BBQ in stinking hot conditions.
(3) Be able to sit down ALL summer and watch every game of Channel 9's summer of cricket.

IF, and only IF u can complete those GravyTrain, will u be a recognised aussie.... best of luck.

Dark Necrofear wrote:A new aussie enters the battle!

Its very obvious what is going on here... GravyTrain really wants to be an aussie! Unforunately GravyTrain there are some pre-requisites to being an aussie:

(1) Be able to say 'How ya goin' like the Australian Fast Bowler.
(2) Be able to successfully work a gas BBQ in stinking hot conditions.
(3) Be able to sit down ALL summer and watch every game of Channel 9's summer of cricket.

IF, and only IF u can complete those GravyTrain, will u be a recognised aussie.... best of luck.

Nah, I just want to be an old-school Nazi. They have awesome hats.

nah its ok GravyTrain, just be honest and tell all your fans how much u wanna be an aussie...