You Know You Watch Too Much Inuyasha When...
Posted: Aug 05, 2006 6:27pm
1: You cringe when you hear an owner say to its dog, "Sit boy!"
2: You throw a white feather boa over your right shoulder and walk around through a crowd calling everyone pathetic humans.
3: You draw a circle on your right hand, color it in with black marker, and wrap a strand of your mom's pearls around it calling it the Wind Tunnel and telling your angry mother that if you remove the necklace she, and everyone else, will be sucked into the Wind Tunnel.
4: You throw sticks saying, "Hit the mark!"
5: You tape a boomerang to your back and wear a gas mask.
6: You repeatedly bite people with your "fangs" saying it's your new attack
7: You somehow manage to find a gigantic hamster ball and say that it is your barrier and nothing can penetrate it.
8: You wear a patch over your eye.
9: You wear an outfit made totally out of fur and you tape rhinestones to your wrists and ankles saying that they will increase your speed. You then profess your love to the first woman you see.
10: You wear your hair down except for one small side ponytail. You then do nothing but pick flowers.
11: Everytime you see a swarm of wasps you glance around numerous times. When questioned as to why you are acting like a moron you say that where there are wasps then Naraku is there as well.
12: You have an unusual obsession with ramen.
13: You apply cardboard dog ears to the top of your head.
14: You spend an entire day screaming, "Kikyo! Kikyo!"
15: You get on a ponyride and ask the owner why the horse does not fly.
16: You make a cardboard sword in the shape of a fang. You swing it in the air screaming, "Wind Scar!" or "Backlash Wave!"
17: You cut your arm and spray blood at everyone saying, "Blades of Blood!"
18: You paint purple stripes on your face and wrists.
19: You wear red contacts saying that you have evolved into your demon form.
20: You attempt to morph into a giant dog.
21: You cut off your arm to look more like Sesshomaru.
22: You carry around a compact mirror saying that it will steal people's souls.
That's all I can think of for now. Feel free to add any of your own!
2: You throw a white feather boa over your right shoulder and walk around through a crowd calling everyone pathetic humans.
3: You draw a circle on your right hand, color it in with black marker, and wrap a strand of your mom's pearls around it calling it the Wind Tunnel and telling your angry mother that if you remove the necklace she, and everyone else, will be sucked into the Wind Tunnel.
4: You throw sticks saying, "Hit the mark!"
5: You tape a boomerang to your back and wear a gas mask.
6: You repeatedly bite people with your "fangs" saying it's your new attack
7: You somehow manage to find a gigantic hamster ball and say that it is your barrier and nothing can penetrate it.
8: You wear a patch over your eye.
9: You wear an outfit made totally out of fur and you tape rhinestones to your wrists and ankles saying that they will increase your speed. You then profess your love to the first woman you see.
10: You wear your hair down except for one small side ponytail. You then do nothing but pick flowers.
11: Everytime you see a swarm of wasps you glance around numerous times. When questioned as to why you are acting like a moron you say that where there are wasps then Naraku is there as well.
12: You have an unusual obsession with ramen.
13: You apply cardboard dog ears to the top of your head.
14: You spend an entire day screaming, "Kikyo! Kikyo!"
15: You get on a ponyride and ask the owner why the horse does not fly.
16: You make a cardboard sword in the shape of a fang. You swing it in the air screaming, "Wind Scar!" or "Backlash Wave!"
17: You cut your arm and spray blood at everyone saying, "Blades of Blood!"
18: You paint purple stripes on your face and wrists.
19: You wear red contacts saying that you have evolved into your demon form.
20: You attempt to morph into a giant dog.
21: You cut off your arm to look more like Sesshomaru.
22: You carry around a compact mirror saying that it will steal people's souls.
That's all I can think of for now. Feel free to add any of your own!
