Absolute Anime

This totally weird RP takes place in a ....
...uh...
hotel.
Yes that's it.... A hotel.
(yeh i was gonna say a school but there's already one around here sumwhere so ya)
And yes it IS 5 star for all you perfectionists out there...

Anyways you guys can either be a customer or someone working in the hotel. Though I don't think workers are needed. They're just not the main point of the thing, ya know?

So try to make your characters as weird or wacky as possible. Ya know, strange characteristics, personalities, physical looks, religion,
I don't really care.

There's just one rule.
...
BE CRAZY.
hehe
(I'm so high right now it's like I'm on crack)

You may notice that this RP doesn't actually have a plot cause HOTELS DO NOT HAVE PLOTS.
...
That didn't make sense did it?
never mind...
Well I can't really think of one.
Let's just say that this hotel was built by a totally super uber rich dude who doesn't really give a crap about it so you peoples can just come in and trash it however you like.

So if you are going to crash the place then make it good. Go crazy. Stuff like that. Ya know what I mean.
(eg. blow a hole through da restuarant wall with a C4, trash da place with machine guns, drill peep-holes into your neighbor's room etc.))

This is how your profile should look like.
(I may be missing some things so just add aditional details if you want)

Name:
Appearance:
Age:
Gender:
Personality:
Current Occupation:

REMEMBER THIS IS ALL JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT SO SHUT UP AND JUST WALK AWAY IF YOU DONT LIKE IT.

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Anyway here's mine:

Name: Mikan Noyamano
Appearance: short, bright pink hair, wears bright orange jacket on top of a black T-shirt, khaki pants, carries around a wooden practice sword for no apparent reason..(heheheh)
Age: 17
Gender: female
Personality: hot headed except when sleepy and especially when drunk (...), loves playing tricks and pranks on fellow residents
Current Occupation: professional thief

((ill join!~ but please read the roleplaying rules before you post!!))

Name: Sasune Kimitsu
Appearance:
Age: 16
Gender:Female
Personality: Cheerful, Kind-hearted
Current Occupation: A vocalist

(If I join, will we start? It sounds like it has a lot of potential ^^)

Name: Kurosaki 'Kuro' Takumi
Appearance: shoulder length spiky black hair with blue tips, red t-shirt, black jeans, colorful striped arm warmers
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Personality: Crazy, hyper, basically: most people think he's on drugs
Current Occupation: bartender

((lol yazu-chan! this person here doesn't seem to mind about the rules and whatnot so as long as i dont get banned or anything we'll start.hehe))

Mikan waltzed into the lobby with a smile on her face. The smile turned a bit evil after she inspected the place.
"Heheh. I'm gonna have A LOT of fun takin this place down."

((oh one more thing. this hotel is built to be taken down so trash the place all you like and i wont mind.))

Kuro slid down the banister and jumped off and landed on a table and started to slowly take off his shirt singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt"

Mikan stared at the bartender, wide-eyed.
"Is this their way of welcoming guests?"
Then she grinned and found herself a seat a couple of tables from the bartender.

((nice....this is actually a great way to start lol i wonder how you got da job))

(Bipolar? ^^)

Kuro noticed there was a customer, jumped from table to table and crouched on hers, now shirtless. "What would you like?"

Mikan looked up, taking a moment to regard the shirtless bartender.
She felt her face warm up and thought 'god this guy's friggin hot'.
"Any suggestions?" she asked

"Alcaholic or non? Let's see, we have soda, milk, water, tonic water...then we have...I don't know! I'll get you a menu. BTW, keep your feet off the floor, or else you'll lose the game of grounders we unspokenly started" He grinned and grabbed a menu(walking across tables and a chair) and tossed it over to her. When he got back to her ho pointed to something on the menu. "That one's good"

"Grounders you say?...hmmmmm....oh will you get me something uhh....well I dont realy care im an alcoholic so... you decide. And while you're at it I'll take a look around this place."
Mikan stood up from the chair, jumped on a counter and started finding her way around the lobby on chairs, tables, and some unfortunate heads.

Kuro nodded, poured a bit of this and that into a large glass and set it down. "Somehow...I made a drink without touching the ground...hey, where'd my shirt go?" Kuro looked around for his shirt, then saw a monkey hanging off the chandelir, holding his favorite shirt. "Monkey!" Kuro eventually got up on the chandelir, got his shirt back, but couldn't get down

((XDDD))

Mikan looked around and noticed the bartender on the chandelier with a monkey.
Apparently, they seemed to be playing tug-of-war and the chandelier was swaying dangerously.

Sitting down, she took a sip from the drink and sighed.
Then she looked up and yelled "Need any help up there?"

"No, I'm...NO! Bad monkey! Um...maybe...I said bad monkey! Relinquesh the shirt! HELP MEE!!!!"

Mikan sighed, got up, and jumped to the chandelier. She stocked a pile of chairs and tables under the swinging chandelier (without touching the ground).
She then took out her wooden practice sword and proceeded to wack the monkey.

Unfortunately she was a bit drunk after the drink and her aim was off. She ended up hitting the chandelier instead.

Finally, the chandelier fell off the hook and to the floor. Taking the bartender and the monkey with it.

Kuro rubbed his butt, then realized that the monkey had let go of his shirt. He danced. "I'm too sexy for my monkey"

(Wow, I am SO lame XD But lameness is funner than coolness...which makes it cooler than coolness...^^)

((i totally agree ^_^ ))

Mikan then leant over the pile of tables and chairs abd down at the dancing bartender. "Hey! I never got your name."

The pile of tables and chairs suddenly fell over and Mikan landed on top of the monkey.
CRUNCH