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mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Sep 18, 2007 3:40am
by Spetsnaz
Tired of hearing your girlfriend say "I'm not swallowing, it tastes nasty!"? Well fret no more because there is a solution. Just eat pineapple right before she goes down on you.

PS: If you eat chinese food, WATCH OUT!

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Sep 18, 2007 4:27am
by josh
if u respect ur gf, or gf's :wink: u'll bone her instead as blowjob is kinda degrading

anyway, im pretty sure the pineapple solution is a myth

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Sep 18, 2007 7:05pm
by WAKAI_sukebe
i 'll call josh when i give a rats aZs
any way first buck and the let her go down dude

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Sep 18, 2007 7:36pm
by Coin~operated Boy<3
omg are all straight men this moronic? eating pinaple RIGHT BEFORE wont do anything. maybe if you ate pinapple all the time and it was a part of your regular diet yeah. otherwise no. and if she is that imature, she probably shouldnt be going down on anyone anyways... 8-[

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Sep 18, 2007 10:06pm
by Battousai The Manslayer
I've heard heard that other foods can have effects on how a man's semen can taste. Strawberries, vegetables, and others things.
*~Coin-Operated Boy~* wrote:omg are all straight men this moronic?
OMG, are all gay men so stereotypical?

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Sep 20, 2007 4:55pm
by Coin~operated Boy<3
Shinobu Sensui wrote:I've heard heard that other foods can have effects on how a man's semen can taste. Strawberries, vegetables, and others things.
*~Coin-Operated Boy~* wrote:omg are all straight men this moronic?
OMG, are all gay men so stereotypical?
yes they do. good point. HOWEVER, IT HAS TO BE PART OF YOUR BASIC DIET! you cant just eat a bunch of strawberries and then the taste of your semen changes. you would have to only eat vegtibles or fruits and have no meat in order for it to not taste rubbery or whatever else your girlfriend/boyfriend thinks it tastes like.

yes. whats your point. im normaly not such an ass-"O"
however it drives me fricking nuts when guys tell theories about sex that arnt true. if you quite honestly belive that eating some pinaple right before sex is gonna make your cum taste better, your not mature enough to be haveing sexual encounters of any sort.

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Oct 06, 2007 6:26pm
by º-Tenshi_Karasu-º
Oh for crying out loud! Why are men make such a big deal out of these things to the point of fighting?
Look if she loves you she won't care, if she says it tastes funny it's cause she's looking for a kind way of saying "can i not do this?"
get it?

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Oct 06, 2007 7:35pm
by Coin~operated Boy<3
yea that is also posible.

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Oct 06, 2007 10:46pm
by º-Tenshi_Karasu-º
not possible -probable. take the word of a woman on that.

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Oct 06, 2007 10:46pm
by DJ ÑÎÑJÅ
º-Tenshi_Karasu-º wrote:Oh for crying out loud! Why are men make such a big deal out of these things to the point of fighting?
Look if she loves you she won't care, if she says it tastes funny it's cause she's looking for a kind way of saying "can i not do this?"
get it?
Shhhhhh. this is a man-topic, woman. Get back in the kitchen.

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Oct 06, 2007 10:49pm
by Kuragari
I advise that you don't post in the adult forums being underage, DJ ÑÎÑJÅ. Haven't you been warned about posting in here in the past?

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Oct 06, 2007 10:52pm
by º-Tenshi_Karasu-º
DJ ÑÎÑJÅ wrote:
º-Tenshi_Karasu-º wrote:Oh for crying out loud! Why are men make such a big deal out of these things to the point of fighting?
Look if she loves you she won't care, if she says it tastes funny it's cause she's looking for a kind way of saying "can i not do this?"
get it?
Shhhhhh. this is a man-topic, woman. Get back in the kitchen.
hey hey hey watch the chauvinism will ya?
i'm just trying to give some practical advice anyway.

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Oct 06, 2007 10:54pm
by DJ ÑÎÑJÅ
Kuragari wrote:I advise that you don't post in the adult forums, DJ ÑÎÑJÅ. Haven't you been warned about posting in here in the past?
Perhaps. I'll be fine. Get off my tail.

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Oct 07, 2007 3:39am
by Spetsnaz
DJ ÑÎÑJÅ wrote:
º-Tenshi_Karasu-º wrote:Oh for crying out loud! Why are men make such a big deal out of these things to the point of fighting?
Look if she loves you she won't care, if she says it tastes funny it's cause she's looking for a kind way of saying "can i not do this?"
get it?
Shhhhhh. this is a man-topic, woman. Get back in the kitchen.
Shhhhh! This is an adult topic. Get back to mindless chit chat :o

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Oct 07, 2007 10:51am
by Coin~operated Boy<3
º-Tenshi_Karasu-º wrote:not possible -probable. take the word of a woman on that.
well hunny take it from the word of a gay MAN i know pretty much how both ends think.

Re: mmmhmm pineapple

Posted: Oct 07, 2007 11:12am
by ..shuichi..
º-Tenshi_Karasu-º wrote:Oh for crying out loud! Why are men make such a big deal out of these things to the point of fighting?
Look if she loves you she won't care, if she says it tastes funny it's cause she's looking for a kind way of saying "can i not do this?"
get it?

I agree. If she was okay with doing it, she wouldn't complain