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I say Bleach (the detergent).

Before you say anything, I do have a very good reason.

Bleach (the anime/manga) is just a bunch of comics and tv episodes on dvds. They can do no damage. Bleach (the detergent) would destroy them. If you pour Bleach (the detergent) over top of Bleach (the anime/manga) , the manga will clump and fall apart, and the anime dvds would be ruined and unusable.

So Bleach (the detergent) wins.

well... this is an interesting topic

Indeed.

Ya very interesting its a good match up to

That's why I made it.

Raptor Jesus wins.

sigh.

...but say I was to hurl the DVD case of Bleach into the attacker's eye before they could throw the detergent at me... =D

Interesting. But what if they has one of those riot shield masks on?

I'd kick him in the crotch.

=D

What is said person is wearing an athletic cup?

...I'd um...

I'd get said DVD and hit him really hard in the spine?

You're making this very difficult D=

What if said person had a back brace, thus making attacks on their spine useless?

I'd snap the DVD case, and cut their stomach with the sharp edge..? pull out their organs...?

They have a back brace, an athletic cup and a rioting helmet?
And all I've got is a flimsy DVD case?!

*Dies*

THIS FIGHT IS UNFAIR! Dx You said nothing about riot gear and back braces and junk T//T

Well, said person needs to wear such things if he is to use the detergent without geting hurt.

Also, he's wearing a bullet-proof vest.

BULLET PROOF VEST?! ATHLETIC CUP?! BACK BRACE AND RIOT GEAR?!

I'm actually crying in hysterics right now, because I'm so damn annoyed at this 'said person's protection' - and because this is so damn funny.
Feel bad. You made me cry. D=

Okay... I'll cut his wrists with said snapped DVD case.
- oh and not 'across the road' cut wrists.
I mean 'down the street' cut wrists.

=D