Blew Chunks
Posted: Apr 23, 2005 1:28am
The night after the boss's Christmas Party, Bryan invited a couple of his friends over to ask them what happened to them last night. They all seemed sure that their experiences were just terrible. So he went up to his friend Joe, and asked him what happened.
He said, "Last night, I got so drunk that I couldn't even walk straight. When I got home I was so drunk that I blew chunks."
"That's nothing," his friend Todd said. "Last night I was really drunk, and while I was driving home, I got pulled over for D.U.I. Now I am going to have my license suspended."
"That is nothing at all," said his other friend Larry. "Last night I was so drunk when I walked in my house that I ended up in the wrong bed. I thought I was sleeping with my wife, but I was actually sleeping with the Nanny. My wife caught me in bed and kicked me out of the house."
Everyone was shocked at that, except for Joe.
He said, "Guys, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog!"
He said, "Last night, I got so drunk that I couldn't even walk straight. When I got home I was so drunk that I blew chunks."
"That's nothing," his friend Todd said. "Last night I was really drunk, and while I was driving home, I got pulled over for D.U.I. Now I am going to have my license suspended."
"That is nothing at all," said his other friend Larry. "Last night I was so drunk when I walked in my house that I ended up in the wrong bed. I thought I was sleeping with my wife, but I was actually sleeping with the Nanny. My wife caught me in bed and kicked me out of the house."
Everyone was shocked at that, except for Joe.
He said, "Guys, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog!"
good thing little sis wasnt around... (like i care)