Absolute Anime

stewie: DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!

That one is damn funny

Peter: Hey Brian look, my cereal is telling my future...it says, ooooooooooooo
Brian: Peter, those are cheerios...

Lol. Those are classic.


Lois: Meg,take Stewie upstairs
Stewie: Show me the way to go home, Everybody, I'm tired and i want to go to bed just the women.


Lol. That Cracked me up. And its kinda random as well..

Interviewer - "Where do you see yourself in a year?"

Peter *Thinking* - "Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife."

Peter - "Doin...your son?"

-:Đ.Ŕ.Ę.Ŧ.Ł.Ϊ.Ň:- wrote:Interviewer - "Where do you see yourself in a year?"

Peter *Thinking* - "Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife."

Peter - "Doin...your son?"

stewie: now say it with me, the Life of the Wife is ended by the Knife.

eliza: the life of the wife is ended by the knife.

together: *singing* the life of the wife is eeennnded by the kniiife.

*drives up to fast food place*

peter: yeah, gimme three cheeseburgers, and uh...

lois: for god's sake peter shes having a baby!!

*lois' sister moans in pain in the back seat*

peter: oh right, and a kid's meal!

guy in chicken suit:the world is going to end on new years day!

peter: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

*walks up to rabbit*

peter:NO! Silly rabit tricks are for kids!!
*takes cereal*

Peter:damn rabbit ...tryin to steal the cereal.....now what were u sayin??

mel gibson:*grabs a gun* ill take care of them!!!
*shoots safe w/ gun* *opens safe and pulls out other gun*

chris: hey stewie, you want sprinkles on your ice-cream?
stewie: no damnit! and for every sprinkle i find, i shall kill you!

Brian:who's leg do ya have 2 hump 2 get a dry martini around here?!

I love this one. Here goes.

Peter:Milk,milk,lemonade around the side fudge is made.

LOL!

chris: *speaks like he's from the ghetto*

*peter stops the car*

peter: *takes out holy water and sprays Chris* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!

newscaster: sir tell us how you saved your friend from the burning building.

peter: *holding barkeeper who is mildly unconscious* that freaking place was on fire?!?

stewie: u fat bastard
sorry thats the only thing i can think od right now

*peter is telling jokes to his co-workers*

"ok, ok guys. i have another one. why do women have boobs?"

"so you got something to look at when your talkin' to em! hahaha"