Do i think I can beat Jean Claude Van Dame

[ghhj]

Yeah I'm a great fighter.

[Ethereal Blaze]

i would PAY to see you try.

[ghhj]

I am mighty tough. I've had more than teacher in martial arts and hand to hand combat.

[Ethereal Blaze]

yeah, but i bet you wernt trained as a ballet dancer like van damme tho, eh?

[ghhj]

Who on earth needs ballet. I thimk that stuff is corny anyway I could beat Jean Claude Van Dame without breaking a sweet.

[Ethereal Blaze]

i would love to see you try to take on a 6ft odd ballet dancer martial artsist. outta all the arguments ive ever been in, this has got to be the LAMEST of em all.

[ghhj]

Oh I am unbeatable. I could kick Jean Claude Van Dame
but i a sec plus I can take down Jet li and Steven Segal as well.

[Ethereal Blaze]

lemme guess, because you are too young and if they hit you, that would be a law suit, right?

[ghhj]

No it's because I'm tough enough to take those guys by myself.

[Ethereal Blaze]

yeah *cough*loser*cough*

[ghhj]

Listen I've tooken down 18 Martial art masters by myself.

[Ethereal Blaze]

right *looks out of window* LOOK! a pink flyin elephant!

[ghhj]

I admit that was a funny joke but I can beat those guys.

[Ethereal Blaze]

read my last post. i stand by that.

[ghhj]

Whatever you say man.

[Ethereal Blaze]

c'mon. tell me your height, weight and age, and i'll tell you how big a chance you got. and i wont be bias.