Check your Dirty IQ!

[Cherry Darling]

Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?












Answers:

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1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

[Karasu]

^_^ good find, i have seen this on a joke site before but it is very funny...and what was i thinking O_O the world will never know *backs away slowly until she reaches the door the sprints for freedom*

[J.Kudo]

This works of of a trick called relative thinking (It's actulaly a very effective psychological technique.


First lead: It's in adult discussion
Second Lead: he title implies that the questions would be perveted
- This results in perverted knowledge... another experiment of this method.

1) Apple, Bannanna, Strawberry, Orange, Grapefruit.
- Name a Fruit.

2) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ,9 10, 20, 22, 24
Pick a number.

3) Street, Road, Highway, Car, Truck, Autoban.
- Pick a word


























































Most probable answers in spoiler:

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1) Apple, Bannanna, Strawberry, Orange, Grapefruit.
(You could have said any fruit)

2) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ,9 10, 20, 22, 24
(Did I say one of these numbers specificaly?)

3) Street, Road, Highway, Car, Truck, Autoban.
- Second closest would be a car related word
(Did I say car related in any way?)

this method leads to false identifications in prison linups so now a different method is used... because people feel they must pick one of the six people in the linup, and stand an 85% chance of missidentifying the person if the actual criminal isn't in the lineup.[/spoiler]

[Karasu]

i love the smart guys lol

[RedGenesis]

Wow...um ok,But those questions were funny

[chibi1229]

Red G u got a point

[OniKira]

lolz. I was thinking of some pretty naughty and racy stuff. that's a good joke. lolz. i cant get over that.

[ChampangeKisses]

Muwahahahaha!

[soulanubis666]

This works of of a trick called relative thinking (It's actulaly a very effective psychological technique.


First lead: It's in adult discussion
Second Lead: he title implies that the questions would be perveted
- This results in perverted knowledge... another experiment of this method.

1) Apple, Bannanna, Strawberry, Orange, Grapefruit.
- Name a Fruit.

2) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ,9 10, 20, 22, 24
Pick a number.

3) Street, Road, Highway, Car, Truck, Autoban.
- Pick a word


























































Most probable answers in spoiler:

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Show

1) Apple, Bannanna, Strawberry, Orange, Grapefruit.
(You could have said any fruit)

2) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ,9 10, 20, 22, 24
(Did I say one of these numbers specificaly?)

3) Street, Road, Highway, Car, Truck, Autoban.
- Second closest would be a car related word
(Did I say car related in any way?)

this method leads to false identifications in prison linups so now a different method is used... because people feel they must pick one of the six people in the linup, and stand an 85% chance of missidentifying the person if the actual criminal isn't in the lineup.[/spoiler]

hey i saw something lyk that on the show numbers....