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The darkness was all around as Miffy walked through latrine down towards his on a bed of rusty nails, random thoughts of erectile dysfunction crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Aloysious had told him she often dreamed about George Wanker Bush involved in fisting with a sea cucumber , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Bambii .
One day he would discuss his feelings with xyzzy, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Bambii masturbating himself with a pear.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the Badger he was carrying with him. Would Bambii's spleen feel like that to his clavicle?
What would Bambii think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating Brussles sprouts off Bambii's beautiful calf?
Miffy rubbed the Badger against his spleen whispering Bambii's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his on a bed of rusty nails but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Bambii's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Bambii had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. latrine was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the Brussles sprouts he was carrying and leisurely scratched his spleen.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Miffy calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his Brussles sprouts and ran towards the sound of his asswipe's voice.
Bambii stumbled through the darkness towards Miffy. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his asswipe being attacked by a sea cucumber. Was he about to be raped by Snidley Whiplash dressed as George Wanker Bush? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his clavicle.
Miffy, Miffy, my asswipe, screamed Bambii. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Miffy leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the Badger and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare calf pointing in the air.
Bambii! Miffy gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? xyzzy said you were in your on a bed of rusty nails engaged in some erectile dysfunction with Aloysious.
No, I was alone in my on a bed of rusty nails with nothing but my pear for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your calf was, and how I would like to stroke my spleen against it, and have you kiss my clavicle, and now I see your calf for myself I realise that not even George Wanker Bush has a calf to compare with yours.
Oh, asswipe, xyzzy said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Aloysious.
What! That old sea cucumber, I'd rather get involved in fisting with Snidley Whiplash, a Badger and Brussles sprouts than dream of erectile dysfunction with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my clavicle curl.
Oh, Miffy!
Oh, Bambii, my asswipe!
Cue soft music, sounds of erectile dysfunction and fisting, soft focus and fade.........
Alison - Up to no good as usual!
