Family Guy Funny Quotes.....

[DaSaiyanPrince♥]

Peter has a flash back of finding what he is good at.... Peter:first I tried Art, flash back into an art room with a naked guy in a stand,peter leds over and says to the girl next to him :a-am I supposed to draw the penis? Peter: then i tried sculpting,flash back nearly the same but art stands change to clay, Peter once again leans over :a-am I supposed to sculp the penis? Peter:then i tried music,flash back into a band room,peter raises his arms, leans over and says, Am I supposed to cunduct with my penis?

I peed my pant when i first saw this...lol

[The Naturalist]

that was pretty hilarious! I also liked the part where peter gets sent to jail and everyone says "oh, no!" "Oh no! "oh no!" and then the kool ade guy comes in and hes like "OH YEAH!"

[DaSaiyanPrince♥]

lol thats a funny episode

[DaSaiyanPrince♥]

there was this other one where peter is making a new toy to impress his boss, he makes mister cucumber head, which looks intrestinglly like a dildo, his boss yells THATS ENOUGH PETER!!! Peter: wait look it dances!*flips switch* Then it shakes like a dildo,

lol!!!!!!!!!!

[Ashitaka]

Stewie: Mother, my hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it has not yet cut itself!

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Brian: Peter, i think you need a new work out plan for chris. he's figured out how to catch the twinkie.
Chris: haha! im turning you into poo!!


family guy rules

[phantom]

well it is from the new one when criss comes in to the class room when he sed im beaing romatic it was funny

[Pyro Psycho]

Peter:hi bonnie this is big fat paulie and this is his big fat ass................

[*Flamekisser*]

i love the willy wonka episode in general it's hilarious i love how it's just like the actual movie accept w/ beer and not chocolate! I love the part when the oompa lompas start singing. Family guy is an amazingly hilarious show!

[Círdan]

*the man with wooden arms and legs, and the other guy says "how did you do that? was in in a horrific accident?" and the mans says "no me father was a tree."*

[zia elric]

peter goes "brian, there's a message in my alphbits. it's oooooooooo." brians like "peter, those are cheerios." i can't think of any more, but FAMILY GUY ROCKS!!!

[Hallow]

Ok, Peter is trying to potty train Stewie and he has a flash back to when he was finally potty trained: A full grown Peter runs into the living room zipping up his zipper and says " Lois, I did it all by myself!".
That was hilarios.

Another time Peter and Brain are in the bar. Peter says "So what did the doctor say?" Brain says "He says that I my be in love." Then Peter says "Oh my God. You can talk?!?"

[Annaxubella]

I like this qoute : "get way you fat B**T**D"

[SYL]

i love the willy wonka episode in general it's hilarious i love how it's just like the actual movie accept w/ beer and not chocolate! I love the part when the oompa lompas start singing. Family guy is an amazingly hilarious show!

yeah i LOVE this one too.

[Bambi]

Ok, Peter is trying to potty train Stewie and he has a flash back to when he was finally potty trained: A full grown Peter runs into the living room zipping up his zipper and says " Lois, I did it all by myself!".
That was hilarios.

Another time Peter and Brain are in the bar. Peter says "So what did the doctor say?" Brain says "He says that I my be in love." Then Peter says "Oh my God. You can talk?!?"

Omg. I was thinkin of those ones. Lol.
Family Guy Rocks!!

[Seto Kaiba's Girl]

Off Topic: FAMILY GUY ROX MY SOX!!!!!

On Topic: My favorite quoute(s) is:

Peter: Oh my god! it's a beautiful baby girl...But it has a penis...*picks up knife* well, we better take care of that!

Lois: PETER NO IT'S A BOY!

*i love that episode*

[SYL]

Off Topic: FAMILY GUY ROX MY SOX!!!!!

On Topic: My favorite quoute(s) is:

Peter: Oh my god! it's a beautiful baby girl...But it has a penis...*picks up knife* well, we better take care of that!

Lois: PETER NO IT'S A BOY!

*i love that episode*

lol that one is sooo funny!!!